Asshole Today — Bumper Sticker

Don't forget to be an asshole today. You don't know who's having a good day they didn't deserve.

Rectangular black-and-white bumper sticker carrying the full quote. One sticker per selected quantity. Choose from 7.5 × 3.75 inches, 11 × 3 inches, or 15 × 3.75 inches. Check the selected dimensions before ordering; product photos are placement examples.

Apply to a clean, smooth surface. Shipping charges and applicable tax are calculated at checkout.